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hey, i'm ellie. i haven't blogged in a long time, if you care about why that is you can see my about

vvenis:

*gets caught staring at someone and makes eye contact with every other person in the room to cover it up*

mydogsnokes:

hedgehowg:

mydogsnokes:

why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth

I don’t know why don’t you ask the bread baking in my vagina.

i’m sorry for whatever i said that caused you to say what you just said

bigstupidbaby:

coming to australia? add “heaps/hell” and “aye” to everything.  instead of saying “this food is good” say “this food is heaps good aye”. congratulations. you are ready.

thisisnotryanross:

i put the unf in unfit

areyouafraidofthedark:

frank

areyouafraidofthedark:

frank

localnativity:

there’s a special place in hell for everything
satan is very organized

jadehalrey:

the wheels on the bus go whichever way they want to!!! !!!<33333 :’)))!! like for more inspirational love quotes

hitlersbreastmilk:

where does wind even come from?????

64kbps:

parents making fun of your shyness in front of people you dont know

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